It's not a costume, and I'll thank you for listening to me when I mention that I am the White Rabbit. This is my face. These are my ears.

[ He's even got a tail! It flicks on occasions when he's upset. Like right now. Just a bit. The ears are twitching, including his broken one that looks rather like something took a bite out of it long ago. ]

It hardly matters why you're here. ... More importantly, it matters what you think. If you think it's a dream, it probably is.