Well, excuse him if it wasn't his first thought that opening a door would require actually ripping people's hearts out. Probably including his own, given how many slots there are there. Any other time, and he'd be a lot more concerned about that thought. Right now, he's just annoyed at the door calling him stupid.
"You're lucky you're not wood, or I'd set you on fire."
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"You're lucky you're not wood, or I'd set you on fire."